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In the last decade, various censorship rule readjustments helped to make our TV programs a whole lot more like soft-core porn. Cable shows, especially, got really, really slutty, often with one particularly vamp-y character accounting for the chief pie chart slice of any cast’s bumpin’ and grindin’. These characters also tended to be the most [...]

Today is World Vegetarian Day (and, in related news, the first day of Vegetarian awareness month), and though all our pledges to go veggie over the years have eventually been undone, we really mean it this time. For inspiration, we’ll be watching plenty of movies and TV to draw strength from these Top 10 Vegetarian [...]

As you probably know, unless you’re trapped under a rock without wireless reception, the Iranian election is going, well, not so great. The country’s religious leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has called for an investigation, opposition leader Mir Hussein Moussavi claims his defeat was fraudulent, and incumbent Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced his victory within twelve hours of [...]

One of the most iconic images of modern history is about to celebrate its 20th anniversary: on June 5th, 1989 an unknown man faced down a row of tanks on Beijing’s Tiananmen Square, where months of protest had finally ceased when the military removed protesters from the public plaza by force. Nobody ever discovered who [...]

In what’s probably our favorite South Park episode ever, Eric Cartman accidentally takes his mother’s Antonio Banderas life-size blowup love doll to be a very early Christmas gift, and spends most of the episode walking around with it. Something tells us – call it a hunch – that Antonio wasn’t consulted about that doll, or [...]

So, as we noted earlier, X-Men Origins: Wolverine comes out today, and having already seen it we can safely say that young Wolverine’s bony claws are even weirder than the metal implants he acquires near the film’s end. Still, there are worse augmented fingers and cyborg hands to be stuck with, as our listicle of [...]

Kanye’s sort of been through a lot recently, huh? He released a backwards-looking all 808 album that featured a total of two rapped verses; he rocked a mullet onstage; he started dating a bald woman; and he was genuinely (apparently) humbled by his portrayal on South Park. In celebration of all the scintillating strangeness, we [...]

The food bloggosphere is all a-Twitter over goat meat, which is the most consumed meat in the world and in the midst of a transition to haute cuisine status (at least the New York Times says so). Although many of the goat recipes we’ve come across (like goat tacos and goat ravioli) sound amazing, we’re [...]

Today is National Doctor’s Day, an important celebration of our healthcare industry and its professional practitioners. Unfortunately, we weren’t able to get an appointment for today, so we’re celebrating in true LIsticles style. As we expect nothing but the best from our medical experts, we’re outing 6 Incompetent Doctors for Doctor’s Day.
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Every time there’s a major auto show in town or cool new future epic at the multiplex, we get a little carried away fantasizing about transportation for the future. Like those cool Lexus pods from Minority Report. Turns out that snappy concept cars and the like have existed since at least 1938, when the Buick [...]