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Until fairly recently, American network television was a pretty inhospitable place for characters (not to mention real people) whose sexualities deviated from the standard of heterosexual monotony. Now, though, the TV landscape is much safer for gay characters, and so Comedy.com is outing 15 Gay TV Characters Who Never Came Out, including, obviously, Waylon Smithers [...]

We’d like to say that it qualifies as some kind of public performance art, like defacing some symbolic monument whose legacy you disagree with (like the scene in Life of Brian where the titular Messiah defaces the Roman temple), but really the practice of pretending to have sex with statues is just an obvious and [...]

In what’s probably our favorite South Park episode ever, Eric Cartman accidentally takes his mother’s Antonio Banderas life-size blowup love doll to be a very early Christmas gift, and spends most of the episode walking around with it. Something tells us – call it a hunch – that Antonio wasn’t consulted about that doll, or [...]

It’s funny to remember that 50 years ago, mainstream American films couldn’t show married couples sharing a bed, or that at the time, a couple kissing in any pose not completely upright was basically screenwriter code for sex. We’ve come a long way, haven’t we? Future of Classic’s Tim Dirk suggests as much, with his [...]

Before you deem some hapless celebrity a total tool, we’d recommend reading mental_floss’s listicle of 13 Patent-Holding Celebrity Inventors. Otherwise, you might say that Marlon Brando was a batty and obese fool in his later years, when in fact he patented some sort of drumming device in 2002.
You might also think the Jamie Lee Curtis [...]

From what we understand, dating advice books are always sort of a joke, right? Well, we hope so, because otherwise Whip It Out Comedy’s listicle of The 10 Strangest Dating Advice Books That Actually Exist is really quite tragic. That said, certain titles (like Getting Your Wife Or Girlfriend To Become A Swinger and Women [...]

From what we understand, different animals have vastly different sexual tendencies, proclivities, tastes and titillations. Some (like beavers) are monogamous to the bitter end, while others (like cheetahs) are known to sleep around as they see fit. That’s all highly irrelevant in Best Week Ever’s listicle of 50 Slutty Animals, wherein animals are dressed like [...]

We’re all familiar with that brand of blog (like Overheard in New York and Robots with Stuff) whose operating premise makes it an ever-elongating list. Fortunately, these types of blogs are constantly increasing in number (remember our recent mention of Tenenbaum FAIL?), so there will always be new listy blogs to keep up to date [...]

We almost let March slip by, dear readers, without having a very serious talk with you. This month is National Talk With Your Teen About Sex Month (seriously), so we feel it’s our obligation to explain a few things. You see, life comes from, well, it’s hard to explain, but this thing happens where, when [...]

We’re big fans of strange sexual quirks and paraphanelia, and though we can’t truly say we endorse or encourage any one specific fetish over another, we love hearing about what’s out there. In that sense, you could say we got a lot of pleasure out of this listicle from Cracked detailing 5 Ridiculous (Safe-for-Work) Fetishes. [...]