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The 9 Sexiest Food Commercials

As we’ve pointed out before, food and the act of eating are loaded with all kinds of sexy symbolism, so it’s no surprise that said sex appeal is often put to use in the selling of foods. To track this trend – and spurred by last week’s premiere of Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi’s scandalous [...]

7 Candies Named for Real People

7 Candies Named for Real People

The other day I was at the local deli trying to pick out an afternoon stack, and it seriously took me five minutes to choose. It was like being a teenager at the neighboorhood video store all over again. One minute I wanted Obama Rolls, but then the Rodman Rods caught my eye and idea [...]

The 7 Most Depressing Fates of TGIF Stars of Yesteryear

The 7 Most Depressing Fates of TGIF Stars of Yesteryear

Jodie Sweetin, best only known for playing Full House middle child Stephanie Tanner, will write a book chronicling exploiting her meth addiction and child custody troubles. The juxtaposition of our memories of beloved child stars with the realities of their grown-up dysfunction is old hat–every kid with a catchphrase has dabbled in destructive behavior. [...]

20 Great Coutroom Sketches

20 Great Coutroom Sketches

As the world descends into greater poverty, companies go bankrupt, people scam billions under charitable pretenses and the art market freezes, we’ll be seeing much more of one kind of visual art: courtroom sketches.
Hence Comedy.com’s latest list: 20 Greatest Celebrity Courtroom Sketches. Say, even just last week we saw sketches of embattled Illinois Governor Rod [...]

Big Money Mondays: 5 Hot Long-Term Stocks

The Monday morning come-down from the weekend’s escapism doesn’t have to be entirely depressing. Occasionally, financial news can still be profitable and even funny. Here’s proof that stocks are still a bag of laughs:

For financial optimism we turn to Forbes, and John Reese’s list: 5 Hot Stocks for the Long Run. Reese manages to incorporate [...]

Power 100 Women in Entertainment

Power 100 Women in Entertainment

Today marks the annual release of the Hollywood Reporter’s coveted (and for the top 25 or so, unchanging) list of the 100 Most Powerful Women in Entertainment. There are relatively few surprises, least of all with the head of the pack. For the third year in a row, the podium looks like this:

Oprah Winfrey (Chairman [...]