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One time we saw a vending machine stocked with sushi, and we thought it was just about the worst, grossest idea we’d come across. Eating the tasteless, too-chilled sushi confirmed our suspicion that this was a bad idea, as did the subsequent case of food poisoning.
That hasn’t stopped people from putting things into vending machines [...]

Asteroid, moving at 12 miles a second, splits the Earth and the moon. Near misses like this are more common than anyone would like to think about.
Speaking of near misses, we almost lost the freedom of speech a few years back.
“Brain drain,” meet brain deportation.
Some of the Slumdog Millionaire child actors have to return [...]

1. The owner of Michael Phelps’s famous bong attempted to sell it on eBay; was arrested instead.

2. “If I can’t marry my boyfriend, I’ll marry your daughter.” And with this, can we close the debate on gay marriage?

3. KFC recipe safe, finally “Mission accomplished,” says KFC President Roger Eaton.

4. Ann Coulter’s voter fraud. This [...]

Blagojevich impeached, begins stages of grief with denial.
Pot smokers demand legalization of marijuana to save the economy.
Sports fans erect intricate snack food stadium.
Woman who just birthed octuplets already had six children.
Artist draws portrait of Obama with an Etch-A-Sketch.
Kittens cruise on a Roomba.
PETA’s Sea Kitten Campaign thwarted by steak.
Mad Men choose their nouns and adjectives wisely.
Kobe Bryant [...]

Jodie Sweetin, best only known for playing Full House middle child Stephanie Tanner, will write a book chronicling exploiting her meth addiction and child custody troubles. The juxtaposition of our memories of beloved child stars with the realities of their grown-up dysfunction is old hat–every kid with a catchphrase has dabbled in destructive behavior. [...]