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Sure, we could have posted this at the beginning of the long weekend as a preventive warning to would-be pyros, but then we would be hurting the chances of future fireworks disaster videos emerging. If you still have enough digits to click a mouse, or enough eyes to watch YouTube videos, we suggest taking a [...]

Given that it’s July 4th (a celebration of all things American, like drinking outdoors and playing sports), we expect the number of emergency room visits by people who’ve been hit in the face by balls (sports balls, you dirty readers!) will spike this weekend. So that you know what to expect when you backyard dodgeball [...]

Hey, tomorrow’s patriots’ day BBQ day Independence Day 2: The Movie day. Whatever day it is tomorrow, we know it has something to do with America, and how endearingly messed up it is. Accordingly, it’s one of the few days of the year (along with Christmas) that we at Listicles HQ really pay heed to [...]