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The saucy supernerds at io9.com took the recent releases of Hancock and The Incredible Hulk as an opportunity to explore the quiet plight of sexually dysfunctional superheroes. Some of their findings:

The Hulk (turns green)

Superman and Hancock (ballistic sperm)

Spider-Man (radioactive sperm)

Rogue of the X-Men (absorbs life, not in a sexy way)

Ben Grimm of The Fantastic [...]