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We often have a hard time articulating why we might be bad parents, but usually a visual explanation is much more effective. Imagining ourselves as parents calls to mind some of the unfortunate up-bringers (and their even more unfortunate charges) featured in Banned In Hollywood’s listicle of Funny Photos of 20 Terrible Parents (which is [...]

70 years ago (give or take a few days) that more-than-a-little hallucinatory musical journey from the Midwest into a fairytale, The Wizard of Oz, first opened on the big screen.Funny story: the film actually premiered in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin, where most of the pre-drug trip pre-tornado scenes were filmed. Because we can never quite get enough [...]

Today is May Day! Get out of the office and go unionize some exploited workers or something. Failing that, waste some company money and time checking out our listicle of 14 Priceless Capitalist Costumes. Workers of the world dress up!
The Pot of Gold

She’s got the Midas touch.

The new Mike Tyson biopic Tyson – which, apparently, is more of an embedded fan video – opened yesterday, so it’s only fitting that we would pay our own little homage to Iron Mike in our weekly sports column, Sporty Saturdays. Our friends at Unreality, as it turns out, did most of our work for [...]

A few days ago we featured a picture of Ronald McDonald being driven from a crime scene in a cop car, which we thought was pretty funny and a little creepy. After all, McDonald’s as a company is rather creepy (as are the foods it claims to prepare), and its choice of a clown as [...]

It’s inauguration day, the second sort-of holiday in a row for many Americans, and as with every festive occasion in our great land, it’s a perfect occasion to peddle completely useless gifts. Over the last few days we’ve witnessed a veritable internet groundswell of items about Barack Obama memorabilia (hereafter “Obamarabilia” for short). In a [...]