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Sporty Saturdays

Onesie, freelance mascot and sports writer, publishes our weekly sports column every Saturday.

Sporty Saturdays: Best Ravens and Steelers Plays of 2008

Sporty Saturdays: Best Ravens and Steelers Plays of 2008

Onesie here with another edition of Listicles’ weekly sports column, Sporty Saturdays. Since it’s a quiet time for my other gigs like freelance mascot work (most leagues are in their off-seasons right now) and sports writing (most publications are cutting back on freelance sports coverage), I’ve had lots of time lately to catch up on [...]

Sporty Saturdays: Top 10 (and Bottom 10) Plays of 2008

Sporty Saturdays: Top 10 (and Bottom 10) Plays of 2008

Onesie here, back with another edition of Listicles’ weekly sports column Sporty Saturdays. I recently realized that although there has been ample year-end list coverage in these pages over the last couple of weeks, the ubiquitous sports-themed “best of 2008″ has been absent.
Though I’m especially busy around this time of year with freelance mascot gigs [...]

Sporty Saturdays: 5 Fastest Soccer Goals

Sporty Saturdays: 5 Fastest Soccer Goals

Freelance mascot and sports writer Onesie here, back for 2009’s first edition of Listicles’ sports column Sporty Saturdays. As 2008 reminded us, an entire year’s most lasting memories tend to be crammed into its last quarter (elections, financial crises, shoe-throwing incidents). Meanwhile, the summer Olympics in Beijing already seem light years away, but took [...]

Sporty Saturdays: 8 Spectacular Professional Ski Crashes

Sporty Saturdays: 8 Spectacular Professional Ski Crashes

This is Listicles sports columnist Onesie, stuck at the office while everyone else is on ski trips with friends and family, back with another edition of Sporty Saturdays.
While I don’t miss the skiing (as a freelance mascot I specialize in team sports), I have often volunteered as a first aid person on the slopes in [...]

Sporty Saturdays: Top 5 Curling Shots

Sporty Saturdays: Top 5 Curling Shots

Onesie here, freelance mascot and sports writer, back again with another cool and fresh installment of Listicles’ weekly sports column Sporty Saturdays. While researching a new number based on whale sounds that I’ll be showcasing for a team I freelance mascot for, I came across some truly incredible curling footage I felt I should share.
Seasonally [...]

Sporty Saturdays: Top 10 Shaq Quotes

Sporty Saturdays: Top 10 Shaq Quotes

Back with another edition of Sporty Saturdays, this is Listicles columnist Onesie, freelance mascot and sports writer. Some time ago we featured a story on basketball superstar Shaquille O’Neal’s progress with Twitter, which, if you’ve been following, has only gotten more entertaining (Shaq on Punisher: War Zone: “Just saw punisher, great bloody movie, aggggggh, dats [...]

Sporty Saturdays: Top 10 Montreal Canadiens Players Ever

Sporty Saturdays: Top 10 Montreal Canadiens Players Ever

Back for another edition of Listicles’ weekly sports column, this is freelance mascot and sports writer Onesie. With last week’s Thanksgiving-themed eating competitions list being a slight overdose of American competitiveness, we head North for a cleansing excursion.
The NHL’s Montreal Canadiens celebrate their 100th year this season, which (I’m guessing) might make them the oldest [...]

Sporty Saturdays: Top 6 Eating Contests

Sporty Saturdays: Top 6 Eating Contests

Onesie here, freelance mascot and sports writer, with the first installment of Listicles’ weekly sports column, Sporty Saturdays. Normally I’ll give my thoughts on a Top 10 highlight reel covering one or more professional sports.
However, this weekend being the feast of Thanksgiving – a typically American holiday that, for many, is little more than a [...]