Today is St. Patrick’s Day, which means that most of us will be spending a small fortune (or at least more than on most normal days) on the following things: beer, green beer, whiskey, lap-dances from leprechauns, and all sorts of silly St. Patrick’s Day memorabilia that isn’t even  remotely Irish we really don’t need. [...]

If we were ever to create our own fragrance (which, incidentally, stay tuned for a BIG announcement) we would call it Number One, Top of the List or Top 10 Scent or something. Luckily, we know better than to try to venture into the murky and musky perfume industry, not like the hapless folks on [...]

Since the very earliest days of Listicles some sixteen months ago we have been trying desperately hard to grow mustaches, and faced with our inability to do so, have blogged about mustaches instead. Lately, we find ourselves buying all manner of mustache-themed knick-knacks to fill the un-fillable void between our upper lips and nose, and [...]

We rarely go in for computer gadgets, especially the completely cosmetic sort, such as decals for the tops of MacBooks. No, we like to keep our computers as naked as the day god (Steve Jobs) made them. That said, if we had to pick a decorative element for the apple on our laptop, we’d skip [...]

Today is Toothache Day! Though we hesitate to say whether this means we should be out causing ourselves toothaches, or if, rather, today is a day to treat toothaches, we have devised a compromise that celebrates both the problem and the solution. Tooth care commercials are a too-often overlooked sub-section of the personal hygiene industry, [...]

We once took out a classified ad in the local paper to offer our skills as list-makers, but due to a rather unfortunate typo we were quickly approached by hordes of event-planners looking for talented mist-makers. Since then we’ve only gone to the classifieds as a sure source of comedy, as evidenced by Manofest’s listicle [...]

Were you to ever visit the Listicles office, the first thing you would notice (aside from the list-like layout of all the cubicles), is that everybody in our workspace is required to have at least five desktop computer gadgets. More are encouraged. We realize that this adds enormously to our energy costs, and may be [...]

When/if we get a dog, we plan to outfit it with one of those doggy rocket packs. That has to be one of the coolest dog-related devices out there. Along with the doggy springy-shoes for extra-high frisbee catching, and doggy X-ray goggles for finding bones buried long ago, this will make our dog the most [...]

As kids we played with a very old and old-fashioned dollhouse, replete with lace curtains, paisley wallpaper and mansard roofs. It was also looking old for its age: the elevator was broke, the area under the porch hadn’t been cleaned in years. We longed for one of those nice, clean, modern-looking dollhouses that rich folks’ [...]

Kids love to collect things, anything really, as long as it comes in fancy packaging, has cool ads and is somewhat interactive. As kids we started collecting something that was definitely intended for an older audience, but we couldn’t really help it. We saw the colorful boxes, the intriguingly vague commercials and different settings, buttons, [...]