We don’t “heart” the “I Heart NY” shirt because, well, it’s just too popular. Wearing that shirt is like saying you love something that we all love, like air, it’s pointless. Still, whoever came up with the “I Heart ____” tee shirt template must be rolling in dough these days. Or maybe he or she made no money off the design, because people seem to copy it without hesitation all the time, which is how we’ve ended up with variations like the designs where I Heart 30 Unusual Things.

Really? We heart physics more.

We prefer melodrama, but to each their own heart.

We wonder how Donatello, Raphael and Leo feel about this.

You know, even boring dinosaurs are pretty cool (they’re dinosaurs for chrissakes!).

We prefer sarcasm.

That’s some painful love right there.

Shouldn’t this be “I Heart Steak”?

It’s true!

We don’t have this tote, but maybe we should. We could put the dollar dumplings we live off half the year into it.

Take that, “I Heart NY” shirts!

We wonder if the wolves loved him back.

Who doesn’t these days?

This person probably isn’t a farmer.

Presumably these exist for every dog, but few sound as vaguely dirty as the Shih-Tzu.

Interesting choice.

If only all zombies wore these.

Get it? If not, this tee shirt probably applies to you.

Is there a sofa somewhere that says “I Heart Pillows”?

We hope there’s a matching shirt that says “I Heart Shy Boys” with a picture of Emilio Estevez.

We hope nobody ended up in jail for planting that sticker.

Calvinists have to express their beliefs too!

Looks like this big fella loves too much.

We looked long and hard for the next variation on this, the “I Heart Surrealism” tee shirt with a melting heart. Anybody care to design it?

It’s true: we’re hopelessly addicted to backgammon.

Well, it’s certainly not our liver that hearts beer pong.

Personally, we prefer the Van Dyke, but whatever.

Don’t we all.

According to Listicles’ resident mathematician, in this equation the variable “I” = “heart”.

As movie geeks, we approve.

The “I Heart” tee shirt to end them all.