20 Really Fake Beards
As we plan our Halloween costume for this year we’re starting to think that maybe instead of doing a whole outfit, we might just choose one accessory that instantly redefines the rest of our wardrobe, making whatever we’re wearing a costume. At first we thought that a sword might be the best way to achieve this, but now we’re thinking that some really elaborate facial hair could produce the desired effect. As we set out to find out what facial hair look we want, we’ve narrowed it down to these 20 Really Fake Beards.
The Rainbow Yarn Beard
The Woody Allen Fake Beard
The Layered Felt Beard
(The next three are by Erin Dollar of I Made You a Beard, which is an awesome site and store.)
The Gooey Green Beard
The Two-Tone Yarn Beard
The One-Tone Brown Yarn Beard
The Chin Guard Beard
The Vertical Drop Blond Beard
The Obviously Mismatched Felt Beard
The Full-Head Beard/Ski Mask
The Contemplative Brown Yarn Beard (perfect for pensive stroking)
The Viking Beard and Horned Helmet Combo
The Tentacles Beard
The Bushy Beard
The Pastel Amoebic Beard
The 80s Caveman Super-Beard
The Academic Beard
The Vertical Turquoise Beard
The Half-Finished Sweater Beard
The Ball Bearing Beard
[...] Last week we looked at some art and crafty facial hair substitutes in the days leading up to Halloween, plotting the possibility of knitting beards for our own costume. This week we’re contemplating facial hair of a very different, decidedly more organic and unruly sort: the bee beard. Holytaco has assembled a a listicle of apicultural facial hairstyles featuring 25 People With Bee Beards, although we’re surprised they left this calm fellow out. [...]
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