We’ve always thought that of all the cool kitchen utensils, the rolling pin must be the most versatile. Not only does it serve the obvious purpose of rolling out dough, but, in the eventuality that, like Steven Segal in Under Siege, we were tapped to serve as a secret agent, it would prove a very handy weapon, perhaps more so even than a knife or gun. And what if we had multiple kinds of rolling pins, different patterns and sizes for different dishes (or different bad guys). We’d pack these 15 Irregular Rolling Pins.

Knotted Rolling Pin

Well, not great for pastries and baked goods, but probably brilliant on bad guys.

Patterned Rolling Pin

Rolling Pin with Storage Space

Slicer Rolling Pin

Miniature Rolling Pin

Pretty Patterned Rolling Pins

The Dough Rolling Pin

Whoa, meta!

The Pink Silicone Rolling Pin

No, it has nothing to do with Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

The Massage Rolling Pin

Looks suspiciously similar to…

The Linguine Rolling Pin

The All Glass Rolling Pin

This one won’t fare so well in battle.

All Red Glass Rolling Pin

The Glass and Wood Rolling Pin

The Shortbread Cookie Rolling Pin

Leaves sweet patterns on your foes’ faces.

The Tiny Rolling Pin

Great for rolling out miniature cookies and enemies.