We always feel a little girlie wearing bandages, you know? It’s like a really childish sort of symbolic castration, which in a way is even more debilitating: not only are we injured and unable to conceal it, but we have to treat the wound with a really small and precious strip of adhesive (remember Nelly?).

Fortunately, many of Incredibly Awesome’s 14 Cool Bandage Designs solve that problem by over-compensating with masculine bad-ass-ness. We’ll be ordering some of their beef bandages (pictured) in bulk, although we’re a litte surprised they left-out our other go-to matcho bandage brand, which we’ve included after the jump.

Scab bandages conceal the wound and the fact that you’re wearing a bandage!

(via Neatorama)