During a summer bike trip down the West coast of North America some years ago, we passed a broken down clown car and couldn’t help but offer assistance to the unfortunate performers in peril. In true clown transportation tradition, we managed to fit eight clowns on our bike in various precarious ways, which we’re pretty proud of. That also meant nobody was left to photograph the event, which must be why we’re absent from Environmental Graffiti’s listicle of 11 Impossibly Loaded Bicycles. We’re also a little surprised they left out artist Mary Mattingly’s precarious bipedal vehicles from her Nomadographies photo and performance series.