We appreciate that, in the NFL more-so than any other professional sports league, you never know just how short your career might be, so you really have to capitalize as quickly as possible. Like, for instance, making small and silly endorsements deals with local businesses and appearing in their poorly conceived and executed commercials. That’s how we get the great video art that is NextRound’s listicle of 5 Bad Commercials Starring NFL Players, like this gem of a car insurance ad starring Jon Ogden.