A good friend of ours once went to Chinatown to look for a cheap, fake Gucci purse. After some searching she stumbled into the back of a store where beautiful fake handbags hung from the ceiling like stalactites growing from a cave roof in a calcium-rich mountain range. She bought an imitation Gucci purse, proud of her successful adventure. She made it all the way home before realizing that the Gucci logo she couldn’t make out in the dimly lit story actually said “Cucci.” You can imagine what the return policies at fake handbag stores are like.

That fake brand is oddly absent from Funtasticus’s otherwise comprehensive listicle of 57 Counterfeit Products With Funny Names. Still, our policy on the matter is to buy only the most absurdly-renamed products, although we might draw the line at the racist Chanel re-brand at right. We also wouldn’t eat at a fake McDonald’s, like the one we’ve included after the jump.

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