Every so often we wake up feeling pretty lousy, and nothing sounds more appealing than pulling on the absolute most functional item of clothing there is and slinking into the office and hiding behind a pile of press releases until we can drag ourselves back home again. Fortunately, we often resist this urge and simply pull o our unitard and work from home. This is a gallery of what our adventures on such days might look like, our 14 Uniquely Ugly Unitards.

The sweater unitard for cold weather.

The cat-burglar/modern dancer unitard.

The unbranded superheroes unitards.

The swamp thing unitard.

The tie-dye unitard.

The unicyclist in a pink unitard.

The hippy yoga teacher pink unitard.

The glam rock red unitard, with frilly collar.

The checkerboard unitard. We swear our uncle Jimmy, the one who plays chess in the park all day every day, made us wear this so he could use us as a board once.

The canvas unitard.

The blue and multicolor unitards.

The green unitard guy busts a move.

The dog unitard. He looks pissed!

The caped and unitarded hero. (Zorro’s Canadian cousin?)