Hey, tomorrow’s patriots’ day BBQ day Independence Day 2: The Movie day. Whatever day it is tomorrow, we know it has something to do with America, and how endearingly messed up it is. Accordingly, it’s one of the few days of the year (along with Christmas) that we at Listicles HQ really pay heed to all the American flag rules. After all, there are so many, we can’t really keep track of them most of the year.

Tomorrow, though, we’ll make an effort not to screw up on our flag rules: to always be at the front of any marching group of flags, always keep its staff in front of neighboring flags’ staffs, and always have the Union part of the flag (the stars) at the top and to the right (always!). If that sounds confusing, at least we can all (sort of) agree on the no-nos assembled by Heartless Doll in their listicle of the Top 10 Items That Should Not Feature the American Flag. We’re not sure why they didn’t include our delicious sauteed flag and onions dish (at right) in their listicle, though.

(via Urlesque)