Call us strange (no really, please do), but if we had a weird, obscure and fairly embarrassing phobia of something (and we’re not saying we don’t), the last thing we’d do is ask a daytime talk show to cure us. Apparently, we’re more or less alone in that camp, as you’ll observe if you watch the amazingly terrifying videos in Urlesque’s listicle of The 8 Craziest Phobias from Maury, each of which demonstrates several times over what a horrible and self-destructive society we’ve created. The funniest example of that, we think, is this video of Maury “curing” (read: exploiting) this woman’s chicken phobia: