The other morning (this morning), we overslept and ended up rushing out the door hastily without getting through our morning routine. This wasn’t helped by our indecisiveness. We figured out we only had time to have coffee or take a shower, but couldn’t do both, and while trying to decide wasted our spare time and didn’t get to do either. If only we’d had some caffeinated soap, none of this would have happened and we wouldn’t be sleepy and smelly right now. That said, we agree with the silliness of the other items on Regretful Morning’s listicle of The 10 Most Unnecessarily Caffeinated Consumer Products. Just pass us the Shower Shock.