16 Things That Shouldn’t Come in Pink
Today is National Pink Day, which might seem like a huge waste of a national holiday to you (and no, it has nothing to do with breast cancer), but let’s face it: we all need at least one day to get all the pent-up pinkaliciousness out of our systems. That said, even on pink day there are certain things, manly things, that can’t ever benefit from a pink makeover, even on National Pink Day. So enjoy the holiday, but remember that there are at least 16 Things That Shouldn’t Come in Pink.
Pink Lion
How can he be expected to make the females of the pride do all the work when they can’t stop laughing at him?
Pink Tractor
Something tells us it’s going to be a lousy harvest this year.
Pink Jet
So much for covert ops (also, national dignity).
Pink Husky
Poor fella. On the plus side, he’ll make a great sleigh leader next time he goes out across the arctic.
Pink Hummer
Actually, that’s okay, Hummers are embarrassing no matter what color they come in.
Pink Pink Boots
Well, okay, if there have to be Pink boots, they ought to be pink. But maybe there shouldn’t even be Pink boots to begin with… What?
Pink Trophy
The trophy for biggest wuss.
Pink Chainsaw
Whether chopping down trees or murdering campers, we’ll have a hard time taking the nut wielding this chainsaw seriously
Pink Zombie
(ambergris/Flickr)
Red blood on pink shirt: bad color combination!
Pink White House
Because then everyone will know that our new president is a communist.
Pink Tank
Because then vandals will callously spray it with graffiti.
Pink Satanic Monster
So many reasons, mainly that Satan would be very offended to be portrayed as a giant pink sock puppet.
Pink Knife
The surest way for a professional mugger to end up broke.
Pink Handgun
When James Bond is finally played by a female character (in like, 50 years) we hope she has one of these.
Pink Assault Rifle
Perfect for armed combat in marshmallow land.
Pink Bondage Gear
It’s an impressive kit, but, call us old-fashioned, we still prefer black leather and latex, thank you very much.
Awesome late addition from our friends at The Daily What.
Darn, the day is over - otherwise that pink tank would certainly be a sound investment!
I don’t think that is a trophy. It looks like an urn! What are your thoughts on a pink final resting place?
i have the pink knife! its amazing! all i need now is that pink chain saw