Listicles

15 Summering Santas

Christmas is in exactly 6 months (which, incidentally, means that last Christmas was 6 months ago), and we hope Santa is taking advantage of these warm summer months to get in some sun. Looking back over his vacation albums (which, mysteriously, we have full access to), we’ve rounded up pictures of 15 Summering Santas.

Santa in Colorful Tube Socks

Killer socks, dude.

Surfing Santa

Maybe he should start delivering his gifts this way.

Santas at a Beach Party

They look drunk and lost.

Santa Sand Sculptor

Dude, one of your sand reindeer is dead.

Santa and Mrs. Claus Take a Road Trip

A full tank of gas, a bag of peyote, and the open road.

Santa Crashes his Bike

Too much peyote, clearly.

Santa Drinking in the Pool

Doesn’t he know that’s dangerous? He could drown!

Santas at the Amusement Park

Funny how the ones in blue and plaid were ostracized to the back of the car.

Santa and Mrs. Claus Get Leid

Looks like a romantic holiday in Hawaii, except…

Santa Taking a Romantic Walk on the Beach with a Swimsuit Model

Santa is cheating on Mrs. Claus with a much younger woman.

Santa Riding in his Friend’s Jeep

Santa hangs out with the Pope and the Grinch?

Santa Rocks Flip Flops

You’re flip-flops don’t match, you beach bum.

Santa Rocks Capris

Cool Claus, never out of style.

Santa Does Autograph Tours in the Off Season

Dude’s gotta make money for all those toys somehow.

Santa on the Mower

He really, um, lets go in the off-season.

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