When we turned 7, our parents got us this really cool ice cream birthday cake in the shape of a triceratops, and it was pretty much the best gift we could have imagined. Of course that was the year Jimmy, the disfigured kid from next door showed up, and his uncanny resemblance to our cool cake sort of ruined the celebration.

As a general rule, then, we try to veer away from eating cakes that look like real life things we might see while eating said cake. That’s why YesButNoButYes’s listicle of 15 Celebrity Face Cakes flies in the face (pun!) of all our rules about anthropomorphic deserts. Like, just imagine if Britney Spears walked in the door as we tucked into the cake at right. It would be just like that Margaret Atwood novel, The Edible Woman.