Beloved Metropolis resident (and Kryptonian by birth) Superman (aka Clark Kent) turns 71 today, though he hasn’t aged a bit. In fact, befitting his “superness,” he actually looks younger now than he did then. The heroic character created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster first appeared in print on June 30, 1938, and since then has achieved all manner of milestone, like saving the planet (a billion times), breaking controversial stories at The Daily Planet, turning back time, fighting alongside and against fellow superheroes, and having kids. Today, however, we pay tribute to some of his less well-publicized achievements with this listicle of 14 Lesser-Known Achievements of Superman.

Superman Bungee Jumps

Just because he can fly doesn’t mean it’s not a rush.

Superman Becomes a Zombie

We’re not sure how you’d kill a Superman zombie. It sounds hard though. Likewise when…

Superman Becomes a Vampire

A krypton stake through the heart?

Superman Becomes Real Estate Agent

During the recent housing boom, Clark figured reporting and superhero-ing weren’t lucrative enough.

Superman Naps

Just because he’s Superman don’t mean he doesn’t get super-tired.

Superman Tries to Fix Iraq

Doesn’t go so well. Not like that other time he tried to make a difference in a real war…

Superman Fights the Soviets

Doing his patriotic duty during the Cold War.

Superman Joins the NBA, Rocks the Slam Dunk Contest

It wasn’t very fair, but it sure was fun to watch.

Superman Boxes Muhammad Ali

Strangely, both ended up with tragic and debilitating illnesses.

Superman Does Blaxploitation

We all did things we aren’t proud of in the 70s, this was Clark’s big mistake.

Superman Saves the Felines

Thanks to his extra-high leaping ability (aka flying), all birds are now within reach.

Superman Saves the Canines

Thanks to his super-speed, they finally caught the mailman.

Superman Gives Penguins Flight

How else are the little guys gonna get off the ground?

Superman Interns as Reindeer

That’s how Santa manages all those deliveries!