When we talk about cheese hats you understand what we mean, right? These things. Well, we’ve been told by at least one reliable source that today is Cheese Day, and in celebration we’re wearing our cheese hat all day, even under our bike helmet on our way to work. We also went on something of a Cheese Day shopping spree, buying up these 14 Cheesy Varieties of Cheese Hat.

Cheese Sombrero

Only available in Mexico.

Wheel of Cheese Hat

Looks like Gruyere from here. Damn, this kid has taste!

Rollerblading Darth Vader Cheese Hat

Um, okay.

Cheese Top Hat

Abraham Lincoln would be proud.

Cheesesteak Hat

Even processed cheese-addicted Americans have regional varieties of cheese.

Cheese Hat Llama

Clearly this Wisconsinite llama has developed a taste for local delicacies.

Grilled Cheese Sandwich Hat

Brilliant, except for all the scalp burns.

Cheese Baseball Cap

It’s what all the cool kids are wearing.

Extra Cheese Baseball Cap

When cheese hats start getting postmodern on us, it’s clear our culture has evolved further than we could possibly have imagined.

Cheese Signing of the Declaration of Independence

Yeah, patriotism is pretty cheesy, it’s true.

Cheese Cowboy Hat

Like the Wild West of cheese hats.

Cheeseburger Hat

If that bull hat gets any closer to that burger hat it might qualify as hat cannibalism (”hattibalism”?).

Cheese Bikini Top

In a cheesy world, all the classy ladies would wear these at the beach.

Blue Cheese Hat

This is undoubtedly the hat for us.