At the end of the week, a brand new science-themed mini golf course will be opening at the Hall of Science in Queens, New York, and though that seems an awfully conventional (and predictably pedantic) choice of golf course theme, we’re convinced there’s stranger and more exciting out there. So we hit the links all over the internet and found these 12 Unusual Mini-Golf Themes.

Sex Mini Golf

Taking all the subtlety out of that old golf innuendo about a hole in one.

Philly-Themed Mini Golf

Not visible in this photo, but you have to play with a cheesesteak instead of a golf ball.

Eccentricity-Themed Mini Golf

If zaniness is a theme, Illinois’s Par-King Skill Golf is its purest expression.

Office Mini Golf

We tried doing this at the Listicles office, but ended up destroying all our laptops.

Monsters Mini Golf (glows in the dark!)

Especially hard when you’re on hallucinogens. Just trust us on this one.

Vintage Mickey Mini Golf

Disney once boasted the gated suburban community of mini golf courses.

Himalayan Mini Golf

This one is actually in the Himalayas, hence the terraced layout.

Dinosaur Mini Golf

A little intimidating, but okay.

Colonialism Mini Golf

Learn about the tribes of the world as you conquer their course!

Bible Mini Golf

Tacky. But not quite as tacky as…

Jesus Mini Golf

With decorative propane tank for extra piety.

Bavarian Mini Golf

We sort of expected there to be bratwursts, sauerkraut and beer everywhere. Very disappointing.