Did you know that beloved Walt Disney character Donald Duck was “born” 75 years ago today? It’s true, apparently, and what better way to celebrate that truly unique quack than with a compilation of aborted, unsuccessful and ill-conceived alternates? For a 75 year-old you look great, Donald, much better than these 12 Creepy Versions of Donald Duck.

Donald Duck the Transformer

Lamest Transformer ever?

Donald Duck the Ventriloquist’s Puppet

Vintage ventriloquism is invariably very scary.

Donald Duck the Extremely Suggestive Kids’ Ride

Answer: Someone with a very twisted sense of humor.

Donald Duck the Skeleton

What does Donald Duck meat taste like, incidentally?

Donald Duck the Photobomber

Awkward…

Family Guy’s Peter Griffin as Donald Duck

Uhm, what?

Donald Duck the Angry Peacock

We always knew he had a wicked temper, but damn!

Donald Duck the Nazi

When he first landed in the pond Donald was an impressionable young waterfowl and didn’t really understand what flock he was getting involved with.

Donald Duck the Mage

Okay, we’re not sure what other fictional narrative this work refers to. Dungeons and Dragons? Somebody help us out, please.

Donald Duck the Bounty Hunter from a Galaxy Far, Far Away

Best fictional narrative mash-up ever?

Faceless Donal Duck

How uncanny!

Donald Duck Crucified

How Biblical!