There’s something remarkably satisfying about watching an animal beat up, humiliate or embarrass a human being, and really, we wish we could turn Tabloid Prodigy’s listicle of the 10 Funniest Videos of Animals Owning People into one long vidsticle that would stream continuously in our office. Since we have to pick one, though, it’ll have to be this swan going to town on a lakeside bride:

Nature: 1, Marriage: 0.

(via NextRound)