Hey, it’s Memorial Day, and if you’re not cooking up a delicious slab of beef today in our nation’s great outdoors (ie. a backyard, stoop or fire escape somewhere), well, you’re un-American (and girlie). There, I said it.

Fear not, however, young hesitant and confused patriot, there’s still time to put your country where your mouth is, if you just follow the advice of that most meat-loving-est of nationalist rags, The Washington Post, whose listicle of 9 Affordable Steaks and How to Grill Them will have your blood turning red, white and starry blue within minutes.

(via Consumerist)