Remember that Rob Schneider film Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalow, in which Schneider’s home aquarium expert is left in charge of a vacationing male sex worker’s massive fish tank? No? Well, you’re lucky, but suffice to say that within the context of that film, the palatial fish tank served as another symbol of the mustachioed sex worker’s generally gaudy home décor taste. All this to say that it’s very difficult to create a space in which an aquarium looks tasteful, as evidenced by these 10 Tacky Fish Tanks.

R2D2 Fish Tank

We hear there’s a similar C-3PO birdcage in the works.

Fish Tank Cubicles

Funny, because cubicles already feel an awful lot like fish tanks.

Fish Tank Toilets

Not actually animal cruelty devices, they just look like it.

Fish Tank Sink

Funny, because these fishes’ water is infinitely cleaner than the fish at the other end of the drain pipe.

Phone Booth Fish Tank

Are they done yet? They’ve been on that phone for, like, a week.

iMac Fish Tank

We just hope Filter OSX is crash-proof.

Fish Tank Fireplace

We could really go for some grilled fish right about now.

Fish Tank Room Dividers

Nearly the worst use of fish tanks as furniture, nearly…

Fish Tank Coffee Table

They don’t get much tackier than that, unless…

Fish Tank Coffee and Side Table Set

Matching fish tank furniture, wow!

Fish Tank at Berlin Marriott

Though it may be the world’s largest cylindrical fish tank (and it is), hotel lobby fish tanks are defacto tacky.

Fish Tank Bar

Hopefully this isn’t a sashimi bar, because that would be traumatic (for us and the fish).

Fish Tank Desk

Who could ever get any work done with all that action going on underneath?

Fish Tank Car

They just love that “new car” smell.