Today is May Day! Get out of the office and go unionize some exploited workers or something. Failing that, waste some company money and time checking out our listicle of 14 Priceless Capitalist Costumes. Workers of the world dress up!

The Pot of Gold

She’s got the Midas touch.

The Money Suit

Green and gold: the capitalist’s favorite color combination.

Oversized Head Pimp Costume

Are the impossible body proportions intended to distract from the inherent offensiveness of the pimp suit?

Piggy Bank (Front)

Piggy Bank (Back)

Super cute! We can’t decide if putting money in its slot would be sexy or deadly (or both).

Monopoly Man

Hawking his wares at a toy fair, that heartless capitalist.

Monopoly Board

One of the indoctrinated masses, dressed with the very board game that facilitated his indoctrination.

$1 Bill Mascot

Smile all you want, $1 bill, but we can see the tracks of your tears.

$100 Bill Man

$100 man feels big in proportion to his bank note.

Money Glasses

No capitalist costume would be complete without them.

Burning Bills

The self-immolating capitalist realizes his worldly goods are useless, sets them ablaze.

Bourgeoisie Costumes

Members of the bourgeoisie look on.

Money Bag Baby

Capitalists use bills instead of diapers.

Money Babe with Bill Boa

The ultimate capitalist fantasy.

ATM Costume

This is how the capitalist steals your credit card details.