Today is Eat What You Want Day, and it says a lot about our messed up relationship to food, nutrition and all things health-related that we need a special day to eat the things we otherwise won’t allow ourselves to eat. That being said, in the spirit of the day we’ll venture something beyond our usual diet of sushi, chips, dumplings and donuts, and try some of these 12 Indulgent Foods We Want to Eat.

Smores Keyboard

Ideal for campfire bloggers.

Steak Tartar with Quail Egg Yolks and Fries

Let the hot fries cook the raw cow meat, in your tummy!

Chocolate Peanut Butter Rice Krispies Squares

The ultimate dessert hybrid.

Mango Burger

Tropics and prairies meet, deliciously.

Dinosaur-Sized Ribs

Will last us way past Eat What You Want Day.

Deep Fried Twix

Because every other deep fried chocolate bar only comes one at a time.

Deep Fried Tofu Poppers

Just because it’s vegetarian doesn’t mean it can’t be decadent.

Caviar Martini

Classy and grossly excessive.

Blueberry Waffle Breakfast Sandwich

The perfect breakfast for those mornings you never make it further than the kitchen.

Beer Popsicles

Summer drinking made fun, although slightly less decadent than…

Beer Ice Cream Float

For bonus points, make it with Guinness ice cream and Guinness stout.

Taco-Stuffed Lobster

After it was mentioned on The Simpsons, somebody had to make it happen.