Today is No Socks Day, and you can bet we’re stinking up the office with our feet all out in the open. Rather than offer an ellicit listicle of nude feet, though, we’d like to highlight an especially naughty sock-related habit that is all the more offensive on this most sock-free of days: socks and sandals. Despite the widely-held fashion tenet that no sock-sheathed feet should ever find their way into sandals, this fashion faut-pas still occurs all too often, as evidenced by our listicle of 10 Ugly Socks and Sandals Combinations.

Superman Socks

Some socks and sandals combos are so distasteful that the planet actually excretes them into orbit.

Polka Dot Socks

Made all the more offensive by what looks like hologram nail polish. That exists, right?

Prada Socks and Sandals

Even the high-fashion version doesn’t work, which is also apparent with…

Alexander McQueen Gold Shoes and Gray Socks

We’re not fooled by your optical illusion, mister McQueen.

Lint Ball Socks and Sandals

This person wears the same socks and sandals every day.

Green Socks and Red Sandals

Poor accessory choice compounded by poor color scheme.

(Almost) Sexy Socks and Sandals

Sort of ruins the outfit, no?

Socks and Sandals Foot Fight!

Red, brown leather with red cotton takes on blue rubber with green cotton.

Sandals, Socks and Sand Traps

We hope his footwear helps his swing on the green, because he won’t be doing much swinging when he hits the clubhouse in them socks and sandals.

Tourist Socks and Sandals

The zippy transformer capris really tie the outfits together.