Amidst all the terror in the face of the barely advancing tide of occasionally deadly swine flu, few have asked what’s happening with the pigs themselves. Slate has the answers, though, and the pigs appear to be doing just fine, not freaking out like us silly humans. That’s great news, too, because now we don’t have to say our teary goodbyes to these 7 Memorable Movie Pigs.

The Pigs in Animal Farm

Maybe swine flu is just phase one of the pigs’ latest takeover plot.

Ms. Piggy of The Muppets (being treated for swine flu by the cast of Scrubs)

The diva of the silver swine screen.

The end of Willow when everyone gets turned into pigs

Poor Val Kilmer, being turned into a pig. Whatever happened to that guy?

Babe in Babe and Babe 2: Pig in the City

Well obviously.

Pig parents in Spirited Away (at the 2 minute mark)

Because, as we all know, parents can be really pig-headed sometimes.

Homer’s pig in The Simpsons Movie

Remember how the whole film is basically caused by a pig? How prescient.

Piggy in Lord of the Flies

Poor Piggy, he never even gave anyone the flu and he still go stoned to death.