In this era of late capitalism run amok, it seems perfectly fitting that even our most famous and iconic individuals should have to whore themselves out to the proverbial Man to sustain their lavish lifestyles. Accordingly, some endorsement deals are perfect fits, while others aren’t quite to cleverly planned. Cracked calls our attention to instances of the former case with their listicle of 5 Ill-Advised Celebrity Endorsements. We’d add George Clooney’s spokesmanship for Nestle’s Nespresso coffee machines. For one of Hollywood’s most obnoxiously loud liberals to be hawking luxury kitchen appliances for a company that kills babies and steals water seems a little odd.