If you know us (or if you’ve visited our office), you’re familiar with our addiction to sweet, sweet cereal. Cereal boxes are stacked high on the shelves like so many tomes of classic literature, and piles of flakes, puffs and Os are strewn throughout the place. Our most prized belongings, the rare books collection of our breakfast treat library, is our hermetically sealed room full of discontinued cereals.

We can’t take you in there – the door has been soddered shut for maximum climate control – but we can tell you that we have boxes of all but one of the 22 Forgotten Cereals that YesButNoButYes covered in their recent listicle. We’re still tracking down one of the last sealed boxes of stereotype-peddling Rice Krinkles, seen at right.