The new Mike Tyson biopic Tyson – which, apparently, is more of an embedded fan video – opened yesterday, so it’s only fitting that we would pay our own little homage to Iron Mike in our weekly sports column, Sporty Saturdays. Our friends at Unreality, as it turns out, did most of our work for us by posting two listicles: Mike Tyson’s 11 Most Painful Knock-Outs and The 6 Moments That KO’d Mike Tyson’s Career, which we’ve combined to make 17 Moments (Some Good, Some Bad) In Mike Tyson. First the good, Mike’s 3rd career knockout against poor Don Halpin in 1985 (don’t blink):

The Face Tattoo

Also doesn’t work on babies (we know you were considering it):