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14 Rainbows in Strange Places

Today is National Find-a-Rainbow Day, which means we’ll be leaving the office early to go color arch hunting. In preparation for the annual rainbow hunt, we’ve done some research and discovered that rainbows are often found in surprising places. So before you put on your special rainbow boots and grab your rainbow net, be warned about these 14 Rainbows in Strange Places.

On Your Head

You know, after years of wearing it every day one forgets about their rainbow hat.

Under Your Hat

Because nothing conveys angsty teenage rebellion like bright colors.

On Your Feet

Because walking on sunshine is so passé.

Around Your Neck

Because rainbows warm our hearts.

In the Tattoo on Your Back of Unicorns Doing It Doggie Style

Easy to forget because it’s not exactly the tattoo’s focal point.

On Your Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

Because everybody knows rainbow-colored bread is the tastiest.

In Your Cupcakes

Best not to think of the chemicals involved in making those.

In Your Cat’s Ice Cream

Because no matter how many times you try to get him addicted to chocolate or vanilla, he’s still hooked on the rainbow.

On Your Wealthy Neighbors’ Poodle

Because rich people people often spend money on ridiculous things, and the nouveau riche often spend money on garish ridiculous things.

In the Fields

What? You thought rainbow-colored wool was just magically produced in a factory?

In Greenpeace’s Fleet

Though the original Rainbow Warrior went under some years back, the newer model wears its colors proudly.

On Your Bookshelf

Even we know that books aren’t for reading, but just to make your apartment look pretty.

On Your Door

As you’re heading out the door on your rainbow hunt, don’t forget to check it for yellow, red, blue and green.

In the Vomit of Flying Pandas

That’s pretty self-explanatory. Happy rainbow hunting!

2 Responses to “ 14 Rainbows in Strange Places ”

  1. This made my day!

  2. A couple more rainbows in unusual places: In your cake and in your garden.

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