Today is National Be Kind To Lawyers Day, which is pretty exciting. Though they get a bad rap all year long, our buddies at the bar deserve this one measly day to keep their spirits afloat. In the spirit of giving lawyers the respectful treatment they deserve and not mocking them (for one out of every 365 days), here are 10 Terrible Law Firm Ads.

Denvill Crowe

We can’t decide if this is a parody or for reals, which says a lot about the production standards of law commercials.

Eslamboly & Barlavi

Bad law ads are such a well established advertising genre that they have their own deconstructivist subgenre.

Ralph P. Chaulmers

Okay, it’s a parody, but what if it weren’t?

Bernstein & Maryanoff

Good lawyers are basically just bad actors anyway, so this make sense.

Lowell “The Hammer” Stanley

100% more Hammer, 100% or more grisly accident footage.

Facmee & Diaz

Another terrific, Penn & Teller-style parody.

Hal Cook

Apparently computer-animated rap-scored law ads are effective, because wouldn’t you know it…

Flint

This lawyer is so ghetto he just goes by Flint, which presumably appears on the massive gold pendant that hangs around his neck..

Lenahan & Dempsey

Cute.

Larry H. Finklestein

Another parody, sure, but you might not know it without the cut-aways to absurd injuries.