10 Cereal Mascots Who Are Probably Also Serial Killers
Topless Robot’s Shaun Clayton makes the invaluable point that if cereal mascots were held to the same standards of social behavior as everyone else, they would most likely be considered psychopaths. His listicle of 10 Cereal Mascots Who Are Probably Also Serial Killers includes a few breakfast-pushers we don’t necessarily agree with (clearly, the Trix rabbit is being driven insane by greedy kids, and is the victim in that relationship), but Sonny the Cocoa Puffs Kookoo would never stand a chance in court:
(via Popped Culture)
[...] you know us (or if you’ve visited our office), you’re familiar with our addiction to sweet, sweet cereal. Cereal boxes are stacked high on the shelves like to so many tomes of [...]