As we’ve pointed out before, food and the act of eating are loaded with all kinds of sexy symbolism, so it’s no surprise that said sex appeal is often put to use in the selling of foods. To track this trend – and spurred by last week’s premiere of Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi’s scandalous Hardee’s ad – Complex put together a listicle of The 9 Sexiest Food Commercials. While many of them were familiar to us – like Paris Hilton’s ludicrous Carl’s Jr. ad – we were won over by this 80s Prince-meets-Stepford Wives commercial for Poocharé dog food:

We might get a dog just so we can re-enact that commercial.