We don’t have the fondest memories of camp, to be honest. You know, we were awkward adolescents and teenagers, and the most stressful thing we could have imagined was to be sent to spend two weeks (or more!) secluded in the wilderness with a bunch of equally angsty teenage strangers. Obviously, things turned out pretty well, and only 5 kids drowned and eight counselors were creatively beheaded by a crazy mother that summer. Still, reading mental_floss’s listicle of 7 Fantasy Camps Where You Can Live the Dream makes us green with envy.

Of course, we’re not an adult adolescent with $10,000 to blow on a weekend hockey camp with Wayne Gretzky. Or $17,500 to spend on a three day Michael Jordan camp in Las Vegas (we went to Steve Nash’s basketball camp, and that was just fine thank you very much). However, we really like the sound of the USA Luge Fantasy Camp, pictured at right. Can we go mum, huh? Can we please?