7 Dinosaurs You Could Take in a Fight
Remember dinosaurs? Not actual dinosaurs, obvs, but the dinosaur toys of your youth. Whatever happened to those? Did they go extinct or something or just evolve into chickens? We sure hope they’re still around, or that a wealthy bearded scientist with a flair for entertainment can reverse-engineer some in a movie by a wealthy bearded filmmaker with a flair for entertainment.
At any rate, we’re a little nostalgic for dinosaurs ever since we read Cracked’s listicle of 7 Dinosaurs You Could Take in a Fight. Imagine that, us, taking on a dinosaur and winning. Cool. That said, we’re pretty sure we remember at least two characters (a sweet little girl and a slimmy mercenary guy) getting nibbled to death by Cracked’s number 7 pick, Compsognathus (pictured above) in Jurassic Park: The Lost World. For every other entry though, we’re pretty sure we could take them, so please excuse us as we hop in our time machine to go find out.
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