Recently we started shopping for office-appropriate furniture for Listicles headquarters, and we concluded in a brainstorming session that our workplace should look cool and sexy. Logically, then, we began searching for “cool furniture” (which mostly lead us to refirgerator wholesalers) and “sexy furniture,” which produced some interesting – though office-inappropriate - results. As our friend Freud would remark, this quest to acquire office furniture that embodies the features we want to see in our work is a classic instance of displacement. So for this edition of our weekly psychoanalysticle, Freudian Fridays, we’ve highlighted some of these extreme cases of displacement with these 6 Pieces of Sexy Furniture (NSFW).

Sexy Sinks

Washing your hands never looked so dirty.

Sexy Table

This and the following three examples are by sculptor and woodworker Mario Philippona.

Sexy Fruit Bowl

This makes for a more or less successful visual pun depending on which definition of fruit bowl you adhere to.

Sexy Dresser

We won’t ask what you keep in it.

Sexy Desk

What’s that old truism about sex at the office? It keeps the place from falling apart.

Bloody Table

Admittedly, blood isn’t typically thought of as sexy (unless, you know, you’re into that, which is fine), but as Freud might remind you, blood often represents all kinds of other bodily fluids. And besides, its shiny, smooth surface and cool drops are totally sexy.