Today is National Doctor’s Day, an important celebration of our healthcare industry and its professional practitioners. Unfortunately, we weren’t able to get an appointment for today, so we’re celebrating in true LIsticles style. As we expect nothing but the best from our medical experts, we’re outing 6 Incompetent Doctors for Doctor’s Day.

Red Stripe’s Creepy Foot Doctor Commercial

Like Listicles, Red Stripe strives to protect others from the hands of creepy doctors.

Dr. Caligari from The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

The original movie mad doctor, Caligari used a combination of telepathy and hypnosis to control his monster. (Click image for full movie on YouTube.)

The Mad Doctor with Mickey Mouse

Part Dr. Frankenstein, part Bond supervillain prototype, this early mad doctor’s influence is still apparent today, for instance…

Dr. Mephisto from South Park

The creepy doctor in the haunted lab on top of the hill (click image for video evidence) engineered some strange things in his time on the show, perhaps most memorably a monkey with three butts.

Dr. Jacoby from Twin Peaks

The eccentric, Hawaiian Island-themed psychoanalyst

Dr. Nick from The Simpsons

Perpetually endangering the lives of his patients, Dr. Nick was no less enthusiastic and optimistic in even the most stressful situations.