You probably didn’t know it (in truth, we didn’t until the waiter at our seafood restaurant last night told us in a delightful song-and-dance routine), but today is National Crabmeat Day. Take a few moments to process this startling information, then check out these 10 Feisty Crabs for National Crabmeat Day.

Smoking Crab

National Crabmeat Day is a stressful day to be a crab.

The Budweiser Crabs

Faced with certain death on National Crabmeat Day, many crabs find religion. Others drink themselves to death.

Crab Bra

Poseidon (long thought to be male) protects two lucky crabs every year on National Crabmeat Day by using them as a bra.

Crab Hippo

Crab scientists are devising a new subspecies of crab hippo soldiers to defend all crab-kind on National Crabmeat Day.

South Park’s Crab People

Theories abound that National Crabmeat Day is a government conspiracy aimed at annihilating the crab people.

Trashy Coconut Crab

This coconut crab is so terrified of the advancing scourge of crabmeat eaters that he’s climbing into a last ditch hiding place.

Crab Disguise

A National Crabmeat Day official goes undercover to find a crab colony that’s gone into hiding.

Nike’s Cyborg Soccer-Playing Crabs

Cyborg crabs train everyday for the annual battle of National Crabmeat Day.

Crab vs. Dog

A desparate crab fends off a National Crabmeat Day search dog.

Crab Hat

Photo evidence suggests that crabs may be developing new technology to attach themselves to human hosts and control their actions through their nervous system.