We almost let March slip by, dear readers, without having a very serious talk with you. This month is National Talk With Your Teen About Sex Month (seriously), so we feel it’s our obligation to explain a few things. You see, life comes from, well, it’s hard to explain, but this thing happens where, when two people really love each other, and um… Wait, maybe these 10 Awkward Sex Education Characters (NSFW) can do most of the talking.

G.I. Jeff

Because sex dolls can be cool, really.

Australian Adam and Eve-style Sex Ed Dolls

Because sex in the Garden of Eden was so simple.

Sex Ed Doll Family

To educate perfectly normal white middle-class Western kids.

Polygamist, Naturist Sex Doll Family

For that sex ed niche-market of polygamist naturists.

Japanese Sex Dolls

With anatomically revised hair color and, contrary to what we’ve always thought, extra-saggy skin.

80s Sex Dolls

Photographed in the 80s, but from the look of things more likely designed in the 60s.

Condoman

Sex ed can have blinding colors.

Hong Kong Sex Dolls

For the outdoorsy exhibitionists who do it in the park and don’t believe in cutting umbilical chords.

British Sex Ed Dolls

For the children of the punk generation, complete with spiked hair, psychedelic boxer shorts and androgynous makeup.

Sex Ed Teacher Toy

Turn sex ed into a game by “pretending” to give a sex ed class to an audience of toys.

Special Bonus: Vaggy and Peen

They’re not actually used for sex-ed purposes (yet), but simply the creastions of illustrator Tekkoman.