Today is the bicentennial of Honest Abe’s birth. Had he been a land tortoise (one not shot in a theater box, as so many are), he might even be around to celebrate with us. Sadly, our one and only Lincoln was taken from us, and so we’ll have to make do with more-or-less pale imitations. That said, Lincoln imitators are among the most common kind of imitator, so Listicles has rounded up the Top 14 Imitation Abraham Lincolns.

Vampire Abe Lincoln

Zombie Lincoln

Cyborg Lincoln

Ape Lincoln in Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes

Lego Lincoln

Teenage Mutant Ninja Lincoln

Abe on Clone High

Ukele-Playing, Pirate-Befriending Abe

Unemployed Abraham Lincoln

Gay Lincoln

Giant Mexican Lincoln Mascot

Ugly Abe on South Park

Batman Lincoln

Wolverine Lincoln