Between the Mother of all Meltdowns and Kids Dropping Nitrous The Darndest Things, last week was a veritable bacchanalia of bitchin’ virals. The parodies flowed like wine-in-a-box, and the mashups were awkwardly slapped together like male reproductive organs involuntarily crossing paths during a drunken tag team.

In all the light-smashing fun, many viral trends naturally fell by the wayside. So, as a service to you, and before it gets swept away into the dustbin of forgotten lolz, we thought we’d spotlight one overlooked trend, starring Godfather of Infomercials Billy Mays, that would have made you laugh, if it hadn’t been relegated to playing second fiddle to Christian Bale and a kid undergoing an early-life crisis.

In no particular order, The Daily What presents The Top 7 Billy Mays Infomercial Re-Dubs:

7. Zorbees

6. Oxi-Clean

5. NeverScrub!

4. Big City Slider Station

3. Kaboom

2. Gopher

1. Mighty Putty