You’re undoubtedly aware of the recent internet meme swelling out of one young David’s post-dentist adventures in the back seat (you’re not?). Well, the intrepid researchers at Esquire have compiled a helpful listicle that reveals the sordid origins of this generally sordid cycle of parents exploiting their unsuspecting children for Internet fame. In all honestly, we’re a little uneasy about the ethics of this web trend. Therefore, we won’t post a video from The 5 Most Messed Up Kids on YouTube, but rather this hilarious Star Wars-themed parody thereof:

(via Huffington Post)